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Perfect Person

75: xmas gift for my rich furry bestie (w/ Eric Striffler)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

a little elf named Eric Striffler Joins the show to give gift and kissing guidance to callers about a furry who has it all, a cheating sister in law, and a kiss on new years eve.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgun podcast.

0:30.0

Hello and welcome to Burbank Person, the show where I'm perfect and you're a person.

0:40.0

There's no way you have the rights to this.

0:42.0

I do.

0:45.0

Wow.

0:47.0

Today's an extra special episode where we pay homage to the holidays by helping people out

0:56.0

with their holiday questions.

1:00.0

Yup.

1:01.0

That jingle you hear is a very special elf in the studio to the audio listeners not

1:07.0

much as different.

1:10.0

But I want you to know that we're in full Christmas garb.

1:13.0

Hi Santa.

1:14.0

Hey little elf.

1:15.0

How you doing?

1:16.0

I'm good.

1:17.0

How are you?

1:18.0

Oh.

1:19.0

That voice.

1:20.0

That mysterious.

1:21.0

Think it'll last an hour?

1:22.0

No.

1:23.0

I don't think it'll last thirty seconds.

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