76: Am I Eskimo Bros with Dan Bilzerian?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The sock duo tackle the important issues, such as anal etiquette, whether or not Jesus was actually good at carpentry, and the art of timing a cumshot. They also discuss how trick candles can go straight to hell and how Dan Bilzerian must have a HOG. This is a philosophical podcast.

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0:00.0	You did nutted in the butt.
0:02.0	I've done nutted in the butt.
0:06.4	Are you writing?
0:11.2	Are you writing a horse?
0:14.2	What does it mean?
0:15.2	Are you writing or is he writing W?
0:18.0	Writing.
0:18.8	Is it writing or writing?
0:20.8	Because it's like, you're writing with me.
0:24.0	Are you on my team or are we going to go through things together?
0:27.2	Like as a unit?
0:28.2	Or is it like, hey, I'm going to the grocery store.
0:30.2	Who's car you're coming with?
0:32.2	Are you writing in quotes with me?
0:34.2	Right.
0:35.2	Do you have any gas money?
0:36.2	I don't even feel like a gas money thing.
0:38.2	High school, need it, college.
0:42.2	Come on.
0:44.2	College.
0:45.2	College is also not a lot of people have cars.
0:47.2	So if you have a car, if you have a car and we constantly use yours, like all I've got.
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