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0:00.0	The following podcast is not real, but my enthusiasm for it is, also it's part of the
0:10.3	Asmever whoopsive done it again, the Earwolf Network.
0:15.8	And it's sponsored by Hive of prematurely wealthy millennial tyrants, cards against humanity.
0:21.4	If you want to send a care package to Foon, send it to cards against humanity 1917 North
0:26.6	Elston, Chicago, Illinois 60642.
0:30.2	Care of Arnie Neekham, Vermillion Minotaur, Town of Hogsface, Land of Foon.
0:35.1	And now, on your mark, get set, imagine.
0:56.6	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:01.6	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
1:04.2	I'm your host Arnie Neekham.
1:05.5	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is all the things that you need to know,
1:10.1	about a year, about a year, about a, I mean, not exactly, about a year and a half ago.
1:14.5	I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the fantastical
1:19.8	magical land of Foon.
1:21.3	Luckily, I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal from that Burger King through the dimensional
1:25.9	portal.
1:26.9	I use that.
1:27.9	I use that.
1:28.9	I use that.
1:29.9	I use that to upload a podcast I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermillion Minotaur,
1:36.6	in the Town of Hogsface, in the land of Foon.
1:38.8	And I'm joined, as always, by my buddy, by my Goon Companion.
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