71 - Two Headed Conjoined Fairy Princess (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)
Hello From The Magic Tavern
Arnie Niekamp
4.8 • 11.8K Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2016
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
The tavern is extra busy, and we have a tiny flying guest with two heads.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
Lyrica: Racheal Mason and Susan Messing
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
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Editor: Chris Rathjen
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz
Episode/Poster Art: Kevin Budnik
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is not real. |
| 0:06.9 | Case in point, it was recorded right here in your Earth City Chicago on Stage 7773. |
| 0:13.1 | And cards against humanity continue to lend their good name to this cash bovine. |
| 0:17.5 | Want to send something to our heroes other than a plea to spend more time with their families? |
| 0:21.8 | Send it to cards against humanity 1917 North Elston, Chicago, Illinois 60642. |
| 0:28.1 | Care of Arnie Neekham, Vermillion Minator, Town of Hogsface, Land of Foon. |
| 0:32.7 | This episode also brought to you by the now-here-this podcast festival. |
| 0:36.9 | Now here this is a podcast festival in Anaheim, California this October. |
| 0:41.2 | A week and packed with live performances and special events for podcast fans. |
| 0:46.1 | Maybe some of those events will include Sunshine and Exercise. |
| 0:49.4 | With performances by Mark Marin, Comedy Bang Bang, Super Ego, How Did This Get Made, and More. |
| 0:55.4 | And by and more we mean this podcast. |
| 0:58.1 | Yes, we don't mention ourselves in our own plug. |
| 1:00.6 | Oh, believe me, we'll be journaling about it later. |
| 1:03.2 | Find out more at nowherethisfest.com and enjoy the show. |
| 1:25.4 | Hello from the Magic Tavern. |
| 1:32.4 | A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon. |
| 1:40.1 | I'm your host, Arnie Neekham. |
| 1:41.8 | If you've never listened to the podcast before, why are you here? |
| 1:48.2 | But in case you haven't listened before, this is kind of all you need to know. |
| 1:52.8 | About a year and five months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King |
| 1:57.4 | in Chicago. |
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