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Hello From The Magic Tavern

73 - Chunt's Night (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Comedy, Fiction

4.811.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2016

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

The weekly variety show hosted by Chunt, the King of the Badgers, at the Vermillion Minotaur.


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Pizza Skull: Matt Young

Melchoir, Keeper of the Doom Horn: Alex Eilhauer

Spurt the Elder: Andy Carey

Louis A. Shark: John Patrick Coan

Lois, a shark: Jen Jackson

D’athaniel Quen’yarvin (aka "DQ"): Tim Ryder

Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi

Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi

Theme Music: Andy Poland

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Audio Assistance: Jason Knox

Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Episode Art: Beth Tyrrell


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Transcript

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0:00.0

The following podcast is not real, but it was really recorded live at Stage 7773 in Chicago.

0:11.1

You demanded a chance night episode where we hear what happens at the variety show that

0:14.6

shunt to the king of the Badger's hosts at the Vermilion Minotaur each week, so here

0:18.2

it is.

0:19.2

And if you don't like it, you know, you only have yourself to blame.

0:21.9

But some of that blame can be shared by our sponsor, Cards Against Humanity.

0:25.8

Wanna reach out and touch this totally fictional world via package delivery?

0:29.5

And to care package 2, Cards Against Humanity 1917 North Elstin, Chicago, Illinois, 60642,

0:36.5

care of Arnie Neacamp, Vermilion Minotaur, Town of Hogsface, Land of Foon.

0:41.1

Somebody of Cards will take it, shove it through the portal behind the Burger King, and get

0:44.3

it into the show.

0:45.3

I mean, maybe not into the show, it depends on if the package is any good.

0:48.1

Anyway, enjoy the show!

0:59.5

Oh yeah, baby, how are we doing?

1:21.9

When I say, oh yeah, you say, baby, oh yeah.

1:28.0

Oh yeah, when I say, baby, you say, oh yeah, baby, oh yeah, baby, oh yeah, baby.

1:40.8

Welcome to Chunch Nights.

1:46.8

Real quick scan of the room is Arnie here.

1:55.8

No, I don't see him, no worries, no worries.

1:59.2

Who?

2:00.2

Who?

2:01.0

It's gonna be okay.

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