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0:00.0	The following podcast is not real, but it is a valued member of the Tonsultraut, the
0:10.8	Irwolf Network.
0:12.7	And it's sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
0:15.3	If you want to send a care package to the world of Foon, the easiest way is to send it
0:19.6	to Cards Against Humanity, 1917 North Elston, Chicago, Illinois, 60642, care of Arnie
0:26.7	Nekamp, Vermillion Minitor, Town of Hogsface, Land of Foon.
0:30.8	And then the Cards people will get it to them somehow.
0:33.4	Maybe send them a guide about how to have a multiple-episode arc that doesn't feel
0:37.0	like an active artistically bankrupt desperation?
0:40.5	Or a muffin?
0:41.8	Enjoy the show!
0:56.7	Hello from the Magic Tavern!
1:06.3	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
1:08.4	I'm your host Arnie Nekamp, and I usually do the intro part, but, Sean, why don't you
1:12.4	do it today?
1:13.4	About a year and some change ago, this guy, one of my best friends, fell through a magical
1:19.6	portal.
1:20.6	Per?
1:21.6	Fuck you, dude.
1:25.1	Well, we have a magical portal behind a Burger King, and into the magical, fantastical land
1:30.1	of Foon!
1:31.1	They fell through a portal, not behind one.
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