71: Apocalypse 4: Judgement

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2016

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments Podcast joins us to break down the court room drama that caps off our four movie-trilogy. Listen as we desperately try to decipher the post-rapture legal system, as well as the English translation of whatever the hell Mr. T is saying. To get tickets to our live show in Chicago on January 13th (guest starring Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance), go here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-with-cognitive-dissonance-tickets-29713113723 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

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0:00.0	So and then of course if you've been waiting this whole time to get Corbin
0:08.4	Bernson and Mr. T. in a room together wait no more because this is when the two of them are going to meet and Mr. T is
0:14.0	pissed that he hasn't used the tape of the guy accusing the O&E of being evil
0:19.4	as evidence in the trial. Yeah.
0:23.0	Don't take legal advice from Mr. Movies. home. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because we've all done more fucked up stuff for money at some point.
0:57.0	I'm your host No Illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right Heath welcome back.
1:02.0	Thank you Noah. You know who's a bad actor
1:06.0	Mr. T yes yes
1:08.0	and just epic epic ways and sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli
1:15.3	how are you this fine afternoon sir? I'm good Noah ready to do a movie review
1:19.5	do it hard do it good hept down gill a vatible.
1:23.8	I'd say that was your one, but it's pretty much hopeless.
1:27.4	And sitting 231 miles to my south is our guest masochist today.
1:31.3	Andrew Torres, Andrew is a Harvard educated lawyer lawyer the co-host of the opening arguments
1:35.0	podcast and a notorious amateur debater Andrew.
1:38.0	Welcome to God awful movies sir.
1:40.0	Thanks for having me Noah and we're really excited because we're watching a courtroom drama this week and we wanted a legal
1:48.0	expert to help us like rip into the really lawyerly parts, which as it turns out is kind of like inviting an astrophysicist
1:55.7	on the show to determine the scientific accuracy of the cow jumping over the moon.
2:00.5	So what do you think?
2:01.5	Are you up to the challenge? Yeah, well I have a large glass of scotch and an even larger bottle next to it, so ready to go.
2:10.0	And as we learn in this movie, that is a big part of being a lawyer, is just having Scotch at the ready.
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