72: Christmas on Salvation Street

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2017

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Christmas on Salvation Street; the heartwarming story of nothing happening for an hour and forty-five minutes. But it's a Christmas movie, otherwise why would there be all this tinsel?

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Everyone sends Christmas cards covered in Robbins.
0:03.0	You send Christmas cards covered in your brother Robin's face.
0:07.0	Yeah, that photo.
0:09.0	The time we got sung on the nose by a wasp and look like Rudolph.
0:13.0	Because at Moon Pig, there's a card for that.
0:16.0	Fill your Christmas cards with your favorite photos, stickers and videos
0:20.0	and be the pride of their mantelpiece.
0:22.0	Use code Pig 30% off when you order in the app or online at
0:27.0	moonpick.com. Luther's about to do grace but he's got to apologize like a white girl doing
0:37.8	karaoke first he's like oh my god okay so I'm doing this for my sister.
0:43.0	Oh my gosh, Angela, you're going to get married.
0:48.0	Okay, dear God, thank you for the food.
0:51.0	Oh my God, did I fucking ruin it? I think I was amazing.
0:54.0	I put in four songs.
0:58.0	Jerry Yoki is for the pouring. Oh, you know what it.
1:04.0	God awful movies.
1:07.0	movies. movie. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian
1:23.7	cinema because that's the only legal thing that the voices tell me to do.
1:27.0	I'm your host Noah Aleusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and Wright.
1:30.9	Heath, welcome back sir.
1:32.1	Thanks Noah. You know who's a great group of people the whites
1:40.1	All right let's start the show
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