70: Apocalypse 3: Tribulation

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2016

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Apocalypse 3: Tribulation; the story of Gary Busey not being in the shape required to jog on camera anymore, but doing it anyway.

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0:00.0	Y'all ready for something new.
0:02.0	Oh, you thought it was just burgers and fries.
0:06.0	They got more flavors than you taste it or you heard in your life.
0:09.0	Yub it.
0:10.0	And it ain't only restaurants anymore.
0:12.0	We can go bananas at the grocery store.
0:14.0	I'm a bad girl for my takeout battle.
0:17.0	What you need do?
0:18.0	I could cop a taco powder.
0:20.0	We're bringing more to your door.
0:23.0	So the Asian guy.
0:25.0	So the agent guy is suspicious so he pulls out an anti-aircraft missile
0:38.1	the Civil War cannon in his hand like he might as well the guy the guy might as well at the store duck behind the
0:44.3	counter and then just like hover back up inside a Harrier jet like true lies.
0:48.6	And then he slaps the jet away and runs out.
0:53.0	And Gary's reaction might as well have been to grab the gun and put his finger on the other side,
0:58.0	like he had a trigger and be like,
0:59.0	no, I have you a good point.
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1:14.0	Welcome back to
1:18.0	The game
1:22.0	Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from
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