70: With NakeyJakey

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2018

⏱️ 98 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to the official podcast.
0:27.4	It's the same for staple nerds joined by the hot boy, Nikki, Jake, introduce yourself.
0:32.6	Hi, my name's Nikki, Jake, I'm 23.
0:35.9	I'm 64 and I, uh, I like the little mermaid.
0:40.0	Do you know how tall I am, Jake?
0:43.9	You're, I want to say you're pretty tall, but maybe I don't know.
0:47.3	I know you have a bunch of tattoos.
0:48.8	I remember I, when I saw a picture of you, Charlie, for the first time years ago, like many
0:53.3	others, I was like, wow, that, that is not how I imagined you.
0:56.8	Then again, I don't know how I would have imagined you, but the voice did not match the
1:01.3	face at first.
1:02.3	I'll take it as a compliment.
1:03.6	If you had to put numbers to my height, what would you guess?
1:07.4	Hmm.
1:08.4	I feel like you, are you guys giggling because he's really short?
1:12.2	No.
1:13.2	No, okay.
1:14.2	I don't know like six, five.
1:18.2	God, I know this is first fucking try.
1:21.8	He can't really, he sniffed it out.
1:24.2	He, he, he sniffed it out.
1:25.2	Andrew's hot.
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