71: With Chris Ray Gun

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2018

⏱️ 117 minutes

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0:00.0	You haven't done one in a while, Jackson, if you want to kick the intro?
0:30.0	Hi, everyone. Welcome to this week's episode of the official podcast.
0:37.6	We've got a special guest this week. He's known by many on the YouTube community as Chris Reagan.
0:44.1	Chris Reagan, how about you introduce yourself to our audience?
0:46.8	Hi, how's it going? I make videos sometimes.
0:53.1	Every now and again. Perfect.
0:55.1	Yeah. That sounds pretty accurate.
0:57.6	For me on YouTube, that'd be shy. You are also our biggest fan.
1:02.6	Oh, absolutely. What I hear. I've been subscribed since 2005 to the official podcast.
1:09.0	2003 actually, I think is when I first started watching you. You pre-order this.
1:14.4	Yeah, I got the bonuses.
1:18.5	But no, kidding, Chris, you might be the first guest we've had.
1:22.5	Who have you actually set through a whole episode ever?
1:26.2	What? Yeah, what?
1:29.2	The reaction alone.
1:32.2	Our biggest fan guest, I guess. I don't want to use the word fan. I don't want to jump ahead here.
1:37.8	But surely, surely you've had people who've been on your podcast, who have at least watched at least one episode of completion.
1:47.2	Chris, Chris, they never know the joke. We've had people on the show who don't even remember our names afterwards.
1:54.8	You're giving them far too much credit or doing or anything.
1:59.9	Usually, I saw clips.
2:03.1	Usually, it's no after the fact that we'll stay around and talk a little bit.
2:07.1	And for some reason, it's always Andrew that they forget the name of.
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