69: Lemniscoop

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2018

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to create words. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Links below. GET A JOB, FOR FREE: https://www.ziprecruiter.com/official GET THE DINOS ARE COOL SHIRT: https://teespring.com/dinos-are-officially-cool PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/c/officialmen TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/theofficialchannel Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/HuggbeesTLN Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan Chapters: 00:34: Passive Aggressive Shade 04:24: Neil Blompkamp 05:53: Ice Poseidon 11:13: ZipRecruiter 13:02: Charlie's Penis Exam 16:51: Augmentations 26:29: Names 32:08: Words 34:03: Muscles 35:57: Back To Names 36:36: Old School Wishes 45:27: Do We Like Old People? 52:25: Socrates & Others 59:14: Kaya's Grocery Store Visit 1:03:41: Surgery Test Dummies 1:06:09: Marriage 1:10:40: Things We Like 1:18:05: Some Shoutouts 1:22:19: Ending The Official Podcast: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/officialmen SubReddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOfficialPodcast Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/podcast/the-official-podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/GduCNAU Twitch: https://twitch.tv/theofficialchannel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	[♪ INTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:25.2	Hello and welcome to the official podcast on my entry that's Charlie and Jackson.
0:28.6	That's Kaya, we're going to talk about things.
0:31.0	What kind of things?
0:32.4	Oh fuck.
0:33.6	What do you want to say to him?
0:34.5	I didn't prepare this.
0:35.7	What porn stars would you like to see come on the official podcast?
0:39.0	What porn stars would you like to see come on the podcast, but then they don't come on five minutes before the show?
0:46.5	Which ones would you like to be stood up by?
0:49.0	That's not fair. She stood us up at least 24 hours before.
0:52.6	That's true.
0:53.2	She vanished off the face of the earth.
0:55.6	He said fair play lines got her.
1:00.5	Can't have porn stuff on YouTube.
1:02.2	Oh, well, can you not?
1:05.8	No, you can.
1:06.8	They're a lot of the platformers songs.
1:08.6	I don't show them.
1:09.4	Put these off.
1:10.9	Jesus Christ.
1:14.0	Yeah, I figured you like YouTube would be big on porn stars and all.
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