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Lewis Black's Rantcast

#70 - Legitimate Political Discourse

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy

4.7 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

As Lewis traverses the frigid upper Midwest, the news from unseasonably warm Washington is as surreal as the weird Mid-Atlantic weather. First, Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene claimed that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is spying on members of Congress with a reconnaissance force called the “Gazpacho Police”. Gazpacho of course being the Gestapo of soups (h/t to whomever first uttered this idiom.) Then the RNC said that what happened on January 6th is “legitimate political discourse”. Even Orwell would have rejected that description as too unhinged to be credible. What must be seen to be believed, however, is that the state capitols of America are booming. From Des Moines to Madison to somewhere near Minneapolis that it’s almost St. Paul, buildings are being built and roads are being paved. And judging from recent accommodations, the hospitality industry in the capitols is also on the rise. Don’t let anyone say that there aren’t great hotels and restaurants outside the big coastal cities. There are fantastic meals and places to stay all across America. Back in Washington, the new name for Lewis’ favorite football team was revealed, and no one other than Dan Snyder seems to like it. The old name represented a subjugated people, while the new one stands for the subjugators. Perhaps “Commodores” would be a better name, especially if Lionel Ritchie plays QB. Lastly, a couple of notes on rant submissions: 1, don’t bury the lede or relay the beginnings of an outrageous story only to say that it’s for another time. 2, Lewis loves how the rants have evolved to become so erudite and well-articulated. Now it’s time to focus on concision. As Archie Bell & The Drells said, let's “tighten up” those rants. The rants come from the live shows in Des Moines IA, Madison WI, and the Mystic Lake Casino near Minneapolis MN. Check out Lewis’ Grammy-nominated special, Thanks For Risking Your Life https://tlbrecords.lnk.to/LewisWE SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS www.lewisblack.com/live SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST www.lewisblacksrantcast.com FOLLOW LEWIS www.lewisblack.com www.youtube.com/officiallewisblack www.instagram.com/thelewisblack www.facebook.com/thelewisblack www.twitter.com/thelewisblack www.tiktok.com/@thelewisblack For advertising opportunities/contact email: rantcast@thesyn.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

And the rubber chicken says...

0:05.0

And the rubber chicken says...

0:22.0

Oh!

0:25.9

When a congresswoman claims she's being tracked by gazpacho police,

0:33.5

I think it's time to remove her from office.

0:35.8

Well, what do I know?

0:37.2

I'm just a rubber chicken and a brilliant one at that. Well put. And I'm glad that I could give you a bit of a raise so that you wouldn't go on strike this week. But I'll get back to you, but I've got to get on with Rantcast 70. And this one is entitled to legitimate political discourse. Really? Cue the

0:59.1

laughter. Unbelievable. Seriously. I got a Marjorie Taylor Green claims that Nancy Pelosi

1:08.4

has a group called the Gaspacho Police, of course, as we all know,

1:13.0

because we now have all been thrown it us a hundred times that she meant Gist...

1:17.6

They say that she meant Gistapo, but she doesn't.

1:22.0

I think that's bullshit.

1:23.6

I don't think we know that, do we?

1:25.4

I believe she believes it was Gazacho police.

1:29.8

That's what I believe.

1:31.1

And I'm going to stick to it because she has shown nothing that would make me think that,

1:35.3

oh, she would know what the Gestapo were, okay?

1:38.3

Because she just blathers whatever the hell she wants to blather.

1:41.8

Good God.

1:43.1

Yeah, they're tracking her, right?

1:45.0

Like they need to track her.

1:46.0

She comes out there and just does it on her own.

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