#69 - F@#$ the Cold

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy

4.7 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2022

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Originating from yet another undisclosed location somewhere on America's interstate highway system, this week's episode features a rubber chicken who has had enough of overland transportation. It is no way to travel for a fake fowl more acclimated to a warmer, sedentary lifestyle. So, he, like many of his fellow Americans, is ready to go on strike to get the better working conditions that he deserves. And as they have both had enough of the cold, one area of agreement between management and labor is that the naming of winter storms has to stop, and that the invention of new terms for cold and cold-related weather must be curtailed. To keep warm, Lewis brings the healing power of ranting with some special rants about teachers and statuary hall in Congress. Plus an open letter from an anonymous author to their cousins. They know who they are. The rants come from the Williamsport Community Arts Center in Williamsport PA on 2/29/20. If you're in the Williamsport area and in need of superlative mens clothing, be sure to check out The Clothier. Check out Lewis’ Grammy-nominated special, Thanks For Risking Your Life https://tlbrecords.lnk.to/LewisWE New episodes arrive every Wednesday. SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS www.lewisblack.com/live SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST www.lewisblacksrantcast.com FOLLOW LEWIS www.lewisblack.com www.youtube.com/officiallewisblack www.instagram.com/thelewisblack www.facebook.com/thelewisblack www.twitter.com/thelewisblack www.tiktok.com/@thelewisblack For advertising opportunities/contact email: rantcast@thesyn.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	And the rubber chicken says...
0:20.0	And the rubber chicken says...
0:22.6	Oh, boy, when I signed up to work with you, I didn't expect to be doing all this traveling.
0:32.0	I just may go on strike.
0:34.1	But I don't know if I can, because I'm just a rubber chicken.
0:37.1	Well, you can strike if you want to.
0:39.2	I mean, I understand that. But not today, because we got to get on with a rant cast 69 entitled
0:45.9	Fuck the Cold. I'm done with it. Okay? Seriously, done with it. Son of a bitch. And there's still
0:53.7	more this fucking February going on in there.
0:56.4	And then it'll be March.
0:57.7	Is it going to get warmer?
0:58.6	We don't know.
0:59.3	We have no idea.
0:59.9	We have no clue.
1:00.8	It could be another bomb cyclone or a cyclone bomb or whatever the fuck they want to call it.
1:06.3	And stop naming snowstorms after.
1:08.9	Don't give them names.
1:10.3	Okay.
1:11.6	Bullshit. Hurricanes get names.
1:13.6	Snowstorm, asshole.
1:15.6	And how much does it have to be before it gets a name?
1:18.6	What, huh?
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