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Lewis Black's Rantcast

#71 - California Here I Come

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy

4.7843 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

While stuck in traffic somewhere on I-80 west of the Donner Pass, Lewis recounts his travels in the Golden State and while highlighting one of the best rants from the weekend, gives his review of the George Romero film "Monkey Shines". The live rants come from the shows in Reno, NV, Monterey, CA, and Turlock, CA. Check out Lewis’ Grammy-nominated special, Thanks For Risking Your Life https://tlbrecords.lnk.to/LewisWE New episodes arrive every Wednesday. SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS www.lewisblack.com/live SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST www.lewisblacksrantcast.com FOLLOW LEWIS www.lewisblack.com www.youtube.com/officiallewisblack www.instagram.com/thelewisblack www.facebook.com/thelewisblack www.twitter.com/thelewisblack www.tiktok.com/@thelewisblack For advertising opportunities/contact email: rantcast@thesyn.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

And the rubber chicken says... And the rubber chicken says...

0:21.6

Whoa!

0:23.6

Well, listen to you!

0:27.6

If I were the president of the United States,

0:32.6

I would go to the Ukraine tomorrow and sit there on the border

0:36.6

and dare those Russians to come in.

0:39.5

Uh-huh.

0:40.2

Because then there'd be no war, but what do I know?

0:42.8

I'm just a rubber chicken and a peacemaker, too, and we'll discuss all forms of strategy

0:48.8

at another time because we've got to get on with RANCAS 71 entitled California,

0:53.7

here I come. Well, actually, California,

0:56.7

here we are. We would have started it earlier, but I didn't get it together. And so it would

1:02.1

have been California here, so it's actually California, here we are. We came from Reno last night,

1:08.3

where I finally got a chance to gamble and was able to lose some money.

1:12.8

So I feel a cleansing took place.

1:14.8

I didn't lose a lot.

1:16.6

I was going to go back later, but I was tuckered out,

1:20.3

gave what many considered to be an operatic performance.

1:24.7

No, it was too much.

1:25.7

It was a little over the top.

1:26.7

I basically was exhausted on some

1:30.2

levels because I had flown the day before, which I must say I'm getting used to. I was kind of

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