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0:00.0	The following podcast is not real, but it is a tiny, unloved component of the Earwolf
0:09.8	network.
0:10.8	And it continues to be sponsored against all outcries of common sense by cards against humanity.
0:16.6	Want to send a package or gift to Arnie, Usador and Chant?
0:20.0	Me neither.
0:21.0	Just send it to cards against humanity, 1917 North-Eleston, Chicago, Illinois, 60642.
0:27.7	Care of, Arnie Neekam, Vermillion Minotaur, Town of Hogsface, Land of Foon.
0:32.6	Someone at cards against humanity will have the enviable task of shoving it through the
0:36.0	portal behind the Burger King.
0:38.0	And now, Ready, Set, Pretend.
0:57.7	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:04.7	A weekly podcast from the magical Land of Foon.
1:06.7	I'm your host Arnie Neekam.
1:07.9	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this was going on.
1:11.2	A year and some number of months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger
1:16.0	King into the magical, fantastical Land of Foon.
1:19.1	Luckily, I'm still getting a little bit of a Wi-Fi signal from that Burger King.
1:23.6	It must be coming through the dimensional riff.
1:25.6	And I use that to upload a podcast that I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermillion
1:30.3	Minotaur, in the Town of Hogsface, in the Land of Foon.
1:33.4	And I've joined, as always, by my best buds, my Goon Companions, my Boon Companions, my
1:38.6	Foon Companions, Chant, the King of the Badgers.
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