69: Apocalypse 2: Revelation

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2016

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

On this week's show, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Apocalyse 2: Revelation; a heart-warming buddy cop movie where a hardened detective looking for clues that can lead him to his family, and his wacky, wheelchair-bound sidekick team up to take on the antichrist.

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0:03.1	when it comes to Christmas, we all have our own traditions.
0:06.8	But sometimes the traditional leaves people out.
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0:21.2	everyone can enjoy this Christmas.
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0:40.1	holocaust you know what I'm saying?
0:46.0	Chairman meow!
0:48.0	Oh my God, dude, it is so fucking bad a couple of times in this film.
0:52.8	I'm... Rape of Nanc king me!
0:54.8	Eli's just going back to his own personal history and saying,
1:00.3	what's got me some really bad looks today.
1:03.0	God awful movies. Who Bea. Who Bea!
1:14.0	Welcome back to the gam-cast, where each week we sample another selection from
1:23.5	Christian cinema because somebody has to watch this shit and we didn't want it to be
1:26.7	you. I'm your host No illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend
1:30.5	Heath inwright. Heath, welcome back. Thank you. You know who's a good actor and right heath welcome back thank you you know you know who's a good actor a great actor Gary
1:36.8	Busey
1:38.8	he is not in this movie
1:41.2	we're getting there we're getting there And of course sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick. Eli how are you this fine afternoon sir?
1:49.0	It's episode 69. And, uh, yeah, we definitely should have thought that out.
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