6: Introducing My Producer?!
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2022
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
In this week's podcast, Nigel introduces his nieces and nephews to Producer Matt. Elsewhere Nigel reveals his biggest disappointment of the week… Jamie Oliver’s children’s names and he gives advice to an viewer question who feels that they are being fetishised because they are Asian.
This week, Nigel is disappointed in:
0:00 - Introducing producer Matt and should you tip in Asian restaurants?
8:00 - Did Kim Jong Il invent the burrito and gaslighting Asian women
13:50 - Deporting Jamie Oliver…
18:11 - Nigel had food poisoning this week
25:53 - Listener email and disturbing video
35:00 - So many things you can do with animals
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | If you're a white guy into Asian women, you have my blessing. |
| 0:03.6 | You know, just learn how to talk to them without being creepy. |
| 0:06.7 | So one of the easiest ways to be creepy is to approach them with an irrelevant factoid, you know. |
| 0:12.5 | And don't tell them you like anime. |
| 0:14.4 | That's... |
| 0:14.7 | Oh, God. |
| 0:18.1 | Like, if you love any Asian stuff, like save that to date three. |
| 0:28.9 | Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Haia podcast, where we are always offensive and sometimes funny. |
| 0:40.3 | I'm your host, Nigel Ng, as usual. And today we have a special guest joining us. |
| 0:43.3 | Well, not a special guest. |
| 0:44.3 | This is our producer. |
| 0:45.3 | The Haya podcast producer, say hello to Matt. |
| 0:49.3 | Hey guys. |
| 0:51.3 | How are you doing, Matt? |
| 0:53.3 | I'm very well, thank you. How are you? Yeah, good, good, good. You work on many |
| 0:57.7 | different podcasts, not just mine. It's very true. Yep. Yeah. I came from, I was doing an astrology |
| 1:03.5 | podcast today. Oh, really? I've come from like knowing all about my Sagittarius and the rising |
| 1:09.0 | moon and all of that to speaking with you about |
| 1:11.3 | offensive things. So yes, here I am. Let's do it. But this is, this is Matt. He's the producer |
| 1:16.5 | of the podcast. He's been producing all the episodes. So what do you guys think? He's a nephew. |
| 1:21.1 | He did doing a good job so far? I think I'm doing a good job so far, man. |
| 1:24.8 | Thanks, I didn't realize this was going to be like an appraisal live on air |
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