7.2 In Memoriam

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Arts, Books

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2019

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

As Harry makes his way through his trunk and reads his newspaper, he is also forced to reckon with the fact that he is now a magic school dropout. Hedwig is trapped in her cage (moment of silence), the validity of Elphias Doge's friendship with Dumbledore is questioned, and Harry realizes that his education has failed him. But at least he can do maths and stuff! Finally, Alice and Martha come to a surprising conclusion about the Dursleys' childrearing style.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter 2
0:03.6	In Memoriam
0:04.8	May I have your attention please.
0:07.8	May I have your attention please.
0:10.8	May I have your attention please.
0:16.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:18.0	We're gonna have a problem here.
0:21.0	Were the real weird sisters were the Real Weird Sisters.
0:23.0	All you are the Weird Sisters are fine, but not the Vickers.
0:25.4	Will the Real Weird Sisters please stand up, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
0:29.7	Hi and welcome to the Real Weird Sisters I'm Alice and I'm Martha and today we're here to talk
0:36.8	about chapter two of Harry Potter and the deathly hallows Martha obviously my voice is
0:42.0	not sounding great.
0:43.0	I didn't realize that we were going to be joined by the shut up Tim who appeared on the second movie cast.
0:50.0	I thought you were going to say joined by Mad-I Moody because I'm pretty sure the last time my voice was like this I did a bunch of Mad I Moody impression.
0:57.0	Oh, I think I forgot about that. Yeah, I just remembered that Tim like sounded like a bullfrog on one of those movie casts.
1:03.0	But yeah, he sounded really bad.
1:05.0	Well, yeah, that's actually on every movie cast.
1:07.1	But I, yeah, I was, I shouldn't have done a Tim comparison. I should have done an actual Harry Potter
1:14.7	comparison.
1:15.7	Right Tim is sort of irrelevant to this show.
1:18.7	Something that's actually like pertinent to the Real Weird Sisters yeah I should
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