7.1 The Dark Lord Ascending

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Arts, Books

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Martha relives an embarrassing stream of Facebook videos, Alice reveals that she does not really care about Charity Burbage, and both sisters get a little too caught up looking up pictures of white peacocks. Also featured in the chapter are Voldemort being extremely withholding, Lucius being pathetic, and Yaxley trying way too hard. When you finish listening, we hope you won’t be wondering “what’d he say?”

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome back to
0:02.0	Albe's the answer.
0:03.0	Which supermarket is both which, cheapest supermarket
0:06.0	2022, and good housekeeping reader's favorite
0:09.0	supermarket, 2023.
0:11.0	spoiler alert, it ain't asder.
0:13.0	Yes, Aldi is the answer.
0:16.0	Shop at Aldi and see if you could save your family fortunes.
0:20.0	Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
0:22.0	Chapter 1 The Dark Lord Ascending.
0:25.0	May I have your attention please.
0:31.0	May I have your attention please.
0:35.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:39.0	We're going to have a problem here.
0:41.0	Were the real weird sisters all you are the weird sisters are fine but not the
0:45.5	Vickers will the real weird sisters please stand up please stand up please stand up
0:52.1	hi and welcome to the Real Weird Sisters.
0:54.0	I'm Martha.
0:55.0	And I'm Alice.
0:56.0	And today we're here to talk about
0:58.0	Chapter 1 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
1:01.0	It sounds very strange to be saying that Alice I know it when you when
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