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0:00.0	Hello Earth, of all the fake podcasts, the following podcast is the FAKEST.
0:10.3	But it is part of the naval tiger, the EARWOLF network.
0:15.0	And it continues to be pitted by a sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
0:19.7	They're a legitimate organization.
0:21.7	If you'd like to send a care package, send it to Cards Against Humanity, 1917 North
0:26.4	Elston, Chicago, Illinois, 60642.
0:29.7	Care of Arnie Neacamp, Vermillion Minotaur, Town of Hogsface, Land of Foon.
0:34.8	Someone at Cards Against Humanity will drive it over to the Burger King and shove it through
0:38.6	the portal to Foon.
0:40.1	I wonder who gets stuck with that trip.
0:42.1	Claire, Kevin, Alex?
0:44.2	Yes, I know your names.
0:45.6	I'm watching you Cards Against Humanity's staff.
0:48.4	Enjoy the show.
0:56.4	Hello, from the Magic Tavern.
1:12.7	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
1:15.0	I'm your host, Arnie Neacamp.
1:16.4	And if you've never listened to the podcast before, this is all you need to know.
1:20.1	A year and a couple months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind the Burger King,
1:24.7	like you do, into the fantastical, magical land of Foon.
1:28.2	Luckily, I'm still getting a bit of a Wi-Fi signal from that Burger King through the
1:32.2	dimensional riff, and I use that to upload a podcast I record every week, here in the
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