68: Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm
God Awful Movies
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2016
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm"; a story of the biblical apocalypse as told through whatever spare CNN stock the producers could get their hands on.
Join us as we marvel at the insensitive appropriation of real people's suffering for the sake of a crappy movie featuring Frankenstein's Game Show Host.
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| 0:00.0 | The guy said, oh no, no, no, I'll give you a 12 second delay and Parker has to ask. |
| 0:08.5 | He's like, oh, what's a 12 second delay? |
| 0:10.8 | I've heard of 10 second delay. Yeah, it's like that, but bigger. This is like a two-minute dialogue we have in this movie. |
| 0:18.0 | It is. He's like, it's a delay of 12 seconds. |
| 0:21.0 | I wanted him so badly to be like, what's a 12 second delay in for the other guy to just be like... God awful movies. |
| 0:37.0 | movies. Hobie. Who be? Who be? Welcome back to the game. |
| 0:47.0 | Welcome back to the gamcast, where each week we sample another selection from Christian |
| 0:54.0 | cinema because no billionaires want to hate fuck us. I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my |
| 0:58.7 | immediate left is my good friend Heath and right Heath welcome back. |
| 1:02.0 | Thanks you know who's a great actor |
| 1:04.9 | Kirk Cameron underrated Kirk Cameron wow miss. Miss that guy. |
| 1:13.0 | And sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:16.0 | Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir? |
| 1:18.0 | Speak for yourself about the hate fucking thing. |
| 1:20.0 | There's a Taiwanese businessman. |
| 1:21.6 | I've been trolling his single-handed Facebook page for the last six years we're getting there |
| 1:26.8 | No, you meet me at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel at 59th Street |
| 1:30.8 | Well, there are plenty of billionaires that want you to be hate-fucked. I get that. I understand that. That much I will concede. So tell us, Heath, what in the world inspired the Kirk Cameron love that we will be breaking down today? |
| 1:45.7 | That doesn't count as a sentence, but I'm going to throw it out there anyway. |
| 1:50.0 | Yeah, all right. We watched Apocalypse, caught in the eye of the storm. |
| 1:56.0 | It's the first of a four-part series about the end times that was supposed to be five parts but I think YouTube finally rejected |
| 2:06.6 | them for the last time. |
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