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0:00.0	The following podcast is not real, but it is really part of the earwolf, no wait that
0:11.0	was correct, the earwolf podcast network.
0:14.4	And it's still sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, bless their misguided hearts.
0:19.1	If you should want to send a care package to Foon, send it to Cards Against Humanity
0:24.1	on 917 North Elston, Chicago, Illinois, 60642.
0:28.7	Care of Arnie Neekamp, Vermillion Minotaur, town of Hogspace, land of Foon.
0:33.8	Enjoy the show.
0:35.1	I'll be over here, not enjoying the show.
0:54.1	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:01.5	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
1:03.6	I'm your host Arnie Neekamp.
1:05.1	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is the stuff you need to know.
1:08.8	A little over a year ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in
1:12.6	Chicago into the fantastical land of Foon.
1:16.1	Luckily, I'm still getting a sort of intermittent Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through dimensional
1:20.4	portal.
1:21.4	And I use that to upload a podcast.
1:22.8	I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermillion Minotaur, in the town of Hogspace,
1:28.1	in the land of Foon.
1:29.1	And I'm joined as always by my buddies, my good friends, my people, I'm glad are alive.
1:35.2	Shunt the talking badger.
1:36.2	I'm back, baby.
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