68: Planet Fitness | Ep. 68 The Consumers

The Consumers

Comedy

4.9 • 620 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2026

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the guys welcome their good friend and comedian Auggie Smith to go all in on Planet Fitness. In addition to this week's brand, we also hear about the pronunciation of crayon, KC BBQ, the new studio sign, Greg's appearance on The Tonight Show, Auggie's George Lopez Show story, Tim's Christmas bounce house, Greg's pro wrestling persona, tanning beds, Greg's new watch, Sean's new tires, gifts from Randy, Fred DeMarco story and the return of the Word of The Week.

:10 Open
:37 Welcome Auggie
6:35 KC BBQ
17:10 Greg's Tonight Show appearance
23:50 Auggie's George Lopez Show story
28:40 Tim's Christmas bounce house
32:40 Greg's pro wrestling persona
34:30 The brand
38:05 Tanning beds
1:11:20 Greg's new watch
1:18:10 Sean's new tires
1:20:47 Word of The Week
1:26:00 Gifts from Randy
1:33:35 Fred DeMarco story

The Hosts:
Greg Warren (https://www.instagram.com/GrockWarren)
Tim Convy (https://www.instagram.com/TimConvy)
Sean O'Brien (https://www.instagram.com/thatSeanOBrien)

Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze, Adrian Kulp, Greg Warren, Randy Cash, Martin Murphy, and Abigail Bargatze.

Art design by Dan Wade and Lane Twellman.

Music by Kevin Bowers.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the consumers.
0:12.0	My name is Greg Warren.
0:13.4	Happy New Year.
0:14.4	It is 2020.
0:16.3	Tim, what?
0:17.3	Six.
0:17.8	Thank you.
0:19.0	202026.
0:19.9	I'm here with Tim Convey. Hey, Greg. Happy New Year. Regular member of the program. Sean O'Brien. Over here. Regular member. Guy we're trying out. And then a guest, an old friend of mine, a very, very, very funny comedian and a great guy. My buddy, Augie Smith.
0:37.7	The Augie's here, guys. It's good to see you. We have individually all worked with each other.
0:44.0	Oh, yeah. You and I did the Lake of the Ozarks together. No. In a club that was torn down.
0:50.2	No. No. Yes, we did. No, you didn't.
0:52.2	The Ozarks? No. Something like that.
0:54.2	We did Cape. We did St. Charles. Right. And we did Omaha, maybe? Yeah, we did that too. Yeah. I've never, we never did. We never did. We never did. We worked Lake of the Ozarks together. Sean's got like seven drinks. Yeah. What happened the other one?
1:12.0	There was another one up there.
1:12.9	I got it on backup in case things get hot. together? I'll go with it, man. Sean's got like seven drinks. Yeah.
1:12.0	What happened the other one?
1:28.8	There was another one up there, wasn't it? I got it on backup in case things get hot. Apparently we're doing a seven-hour program today because the guy is really hydrated. Well, dude, look at the topic, man. You might have me doing backflips and stuff and car wheels and tricks. I got you. Good thinking. We're sure happy to have you here.
1:30.2	I'm happy to see you, buddy.
1:45.0	Yeah, it's been a while. Are you familiar with this program? I'm familiar that there's a program that exists called The Consumers. You don't know anything else about it. Okay. And I'm happy to be part of it today. I've seen some of the clips when you have famous people in.
1:48.4	So when Nikki was in here, I saw that clip.
1:51.6	And I'm just happy to be, you know, in the same... You're a cherry picker then, huh?
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