69: Chef Boyardee | Ep. 69 The Consumers
The Consumers
The Consumers
4.9 • 620 Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Another delicious episode this week as the guys get into the saucy world of Chef Boyardee. In addition to this week's brand we also hear about Baha Blast, sports, pair of a scissors, a proposed wrestling match, you look familiar, Tim making it rain, choking, comments, birthday shout-outs, Word of The Week and so much more.
:10 Open
:50 Baha Blast
5:35 Pair of a scissors
6:15 The Randy Likes It Light
8:05 Proposed wrestling match
12:00 You look familiar
16:10 Tim makes it rain
24:00 The brand
1:03:35 Word of The Week
1:04:30 Comments
1:08:15 Choking
1:17:15 Sean's Corner
The Hosts:
Greg Warren (https://www.instagram.com/GrockWarren)
Tim Convy (https://www.instagram.com/TimConvy)
Sean O'Brien (https://www.instagram.com/thatSeanOBrien)
Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze, Adrian Kulp, Greg Warren, Randy Cash, Martin Murphy, and Abigail Bargatze.
Art design by Dan Wade and Lane Twellman.
Music by Kevin Bowers.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the consumers. |
| 0:11.3 | My name is Greg Warren. |
| 0:12.5 | To my left, Tim Convey. |
| 0:15.1 | Hello, everybody. |
| 0:16.3 | Junior, right? |
| 0:17.9 | That's right. |
| 0:18.7 | I got it this time. |
| 0:19.8 | Thank you. |
| 0:20.8 | To my right, Sean O'Brien. Greg, I'm a little nervous. You're a little flustered, man. You came in, you, you, you, it seems like things are, I don't know. You got a bunch of Dorito or Cheeto dust all over your Otis hat. I know what's going on there. I don't know what's going on with it either. It doesn't look good. I try to wipe it off today. Especially our friends at Otis. Oh, man. You needed caffeine. So you came in with the ask Randy for some caffeine. All he had was, want to explain to us what that thing is? I mean, we'll talk about it, guys. This is a zero sugar, Mountain Dew, Baja Blast, Tropical Lime. Wow. What's the bell up in the corner there? Is that a Taco Bell or whatever? It's a Taco Bell original. Yeah. Okay, so Taco Bell started this drink. Pioneered it. They pioneered that flavor. Yep. |
| 1:13.1 | Randy, you want to talk us through this? I mean, we're new to it. |
| 1:15.3 | Yeah, Randy. You went to the grocery store and sought this flavor out and made the purchase. |
| 1:19.7 | Sure. The packaging is very similar to the Baja Blast. And I've been drinking the Baja blast zero a little bit lately and i grabbed |
| 1:30.1 | that one and it was not regular Baja blast it was what you have on the table right there do you |
| 1:35.9 | like it or no uh it works man it i just keep it around here you know a little caffeine now and again |
| 1:42.3 | and yeah it is what it is. |
| 1:49.3 | Yeah, I'm surprised that, uh, that you're drinking a branded soda. |
| 1:57.8 | I would think you'd be drinking something like, uh, Hill, you know, Hill perspiration or something, you know, or some off brand or does, Costco calls there. Hillburt? Oh, instead of Mountain Dew. Yeah. It's double-branded. It is Taco Bell and Mountain Dew. Yeah, a lot of flugs. It's two brands. That makes up for-releaning in. And we're looking at Pure Life Water, not, you know, your name brand, but it is brand. It's not one of the leading water brands. That's pretty brandy brand, if you ask me. Actually, man, if you're on video, we are plugging a lot right out of the gate. Yeah, it's fine, man. I mean, there is a lot going on here. Mizzou, Starbucks, Mountain Dew, Ice Mountain. |
| 2:50.6 | What else am I missing? Tim, what's the name of the podcast? The consumers? Yeah, it's all about branding and... Yeah. Oh, I'm not mad about it. Doing our job. I was more just saying, you know, we want... I would say we're denigrating Otis at this point. Eh. No, I think it's... No, I know. I tell you what happened. I don't know what happened. |
| 2:51.2 | There was like, |
| 2:53.2 | I went to wipe out with the paper towel |
| 2:54.0 | and that's what happened. I don't know what happened. There was like... |
| 2:51.6 | It's ridiculous. |
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