67: Crayola | Ep. 67 The Consumers
The Consumers
The Consumers
4.9 • 620 Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
:10 Open
:35 Sean's drink
2:30 Greg's college buddy
8:40 Tipping
9:30 Greg's generosity
10:45 Columbus recap
14:00 Greg hanging out with Tim's kids
16:00 The babysitter
17:30 Restaurant seating chart
22:15 The brand
55:30 Tim's competition in art class
1:02:45 Comments
1:12:30 Sean's a liar
The Hosts:
Greg Warren (https://www.instagram.com/GrockWarren)
Tim Convy (https://www.instagram.com/TimConvy)
Sean O'Brien (https://www.instagram.com/thatSeanOBrien)
Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze, Adrian Kulp, Greg Warren, Randy Cash, Martin Murphy, and Abigail Bargatze.
Art design by Dan Wade and Lane Twellman.
Music by Kevin Bowers.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the consumers. |
| 0:11.4 | My name is Greg Warren. |
| 0:12.8 | Happy New Year to all the coterie. |
| 0:16.0 | I know several of you do not care for that name, but we don't use it a lot. Yeah, I mean, but several do like it, man. It is coming around, buddy. We're recording this a little bit early. All of us have some holiday travel. But happy New Year to you. Tomorrow is New Year's Eve. Sean's shaking something up. I don't know what's going on over there. Guys, we're changing my ways, man. Oh, boy. Sean's got some sort of green. AG1. We've heard of it, right? Yeah. They're big of them, actually, the podcast game. I don't know, man. I bought all that one time when we were in a Atlanta airport. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, bought it in the little vending. Athletic Greens? Athletic Greens. Way to go, buddy. Who knows, man. Is it legit? Is it not? |
| 0:57.9 | I thought... Atlanta airport. Yeah. Yeah, I bought it in the little vending shit. Athletic greens? |
| 0:54.9 | Athletic greens. |
| 0:55.5 | Way to go, buddy. |
| 0:56.4 | Who knows, man? |
| 0:57.2 | Is it legit? |
| 1:08.9 | Is it not? I mean, I feel good when I drink it. What are the claims? I know the brand. Let's do this right. Sean O'Brien is a co-host on the podcast as well as Tim Convey. Thank you. They call them TC2. |
| 1:10.4 | Tim Convey the second. |
| 1:11.3 | Junior. |
| 1:12.9 | Tim Conby, Jr. |
| 1:13.5 | Bless you, Randy. |
| 1:11.0 | That time of year. Thank you. They call him TC2, Tim Convey the second. Junior. |
| 1:26.6 | Tim Conby, Jr. Bless you, Randy. That time of here, folks. Well, no, you sneezed on the podcast. A couple weeks ago, man. First time ever after. Yeah, he made history. Yeah. So? We're losing listening. Oh, it's cool. Oh, because of my sneezing? Yeah. Oh, you think so? People don't care for it. |
| 1:27.6 | Now Randy's, you know, feeling like he can do it. |
| 1:30.4 | They go to up. We're losing listeners. Oh, it's cool. Oh, you think so? People don't care for it. |
| 1:28.5 | Now Randy's, you know, |
| 1:44.9 | feeling like he can do it. They go to up. Boom, we got a Randy likes it. What? Probably inside of two minutes. Are you kidding me? That's pretty strong, man. This is a hot episode. Oh, boy. Things are looking good. Sorry, Sean, you were explaining your latest health craze. |
| 1:45.7 | Oh, that's all, man. |
| 1:46.9 | Tim and I have been through a lot. |
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