67: Blood Freak

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2016

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

In this week's show, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Blood Freak, the single greatest use of the cinematic medium in both history and future. It's the classic story of boy meets girl, eats poisonous science-turkey, gets turned into a blood drinking mutant, and then turns to Jesus.

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0:00.0	Everyone sends Christmas cards covered in Robbins.
0:03.0	You send Christmas cards covered in your brother Robin's face.
0:07.0	Yeah, that photo.
0:09.0	The time we got sung on the nose by a wasp and look like Rudolph.
0:13.0	Because at Moon Pig, there's a card for that.
0:16.0	Fill your Christmas cards with your favorite photos, stickers and videos
0:20.0	and be the pride of their mantelpiece.
0:22.0	Use code Pig 30% off when you order in the app or online at
0:27.0	Moon Pig.com.
0:30.0	And before we get into this scene, I just want to point out, like right at the very beginning,
0:38.0	there's this weird speed zoom that screams of, oh shit, that's not the right button.
0:43.2	It really is.
0:46.0	It's so clearly that moment in the Hone movies where your aunt was like,
0:49.4	stay high Grandpa, oh God, how do I get areas?
0:55.0	There he is. There he is.
0:57.0	We'll watch this when you're dead.
1:00.0	When you're dead.
1:07.0	God awful movies. movie. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from
1:24.0	Christian cinema because nothing else we've tried has quieted the lambs.
1:28.0	I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and
1:31.4	right heath welcome back sir best movie left is my good friend
1:34.0	heath and right heath welcome back sir best movie ever this is I I came nine times
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