66: Yankee Candle | Ep. 66 The Consumers

The Consumers

Comedy

4.9 • 620 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

A jolly good Christmas episode this week as the guys light it up with Yankee Candle. In addition to the brand we also hear about the guy's Christmas plans, The Convys ate the holiday cheesecake, no Ray-Bans for Sean, Amazon Christmas catalog, Christmas morning back in the day, Greg might make bagels, Santa hats, comments, birthday shout-outs and of course the Word of The Week.

:10 Open
:45 Christmas Plans
4:30 The Convys ate the holiday cheesecake
8:30 Amazon Christmas catalog
10:45 Christmas morning back in the day
14:00 Greg might make bagels
15:35 Santa hats
18:30 The brand
42:35 Word of The Week
1:04:25 Comments
1:11:00 Birthday shout-outs

The Hosts:
Greg Warren (https://www.instagram.com/GrockWarren)
Tim Convy (https://www.instagram.com/TimConvy)
Sean O'Brien (https://www.instagram.com/thatSeanOBrien)

Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze, Adrian Kulp, Greg Warren, Randy Cash, Martin Murphy, and Abigail Bargatze.

Art design by Dan Wade and Lane Twellman.

Music by Kevin Bowers.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Consumers Christmas episode. My name is Greg Warren. I'm here with Sean O'Brien.
0:15.6	Hi, Gregory. How you doing, buddy? Good. Man, I'm doing really lovely today. Yeah. Merry Christmas to you.
0:20.7	You too, man. Merry Christmas to Tim Convey. Greg, happy holidays, buddy. Good, man. I'm doing really lovely today. Yeah, Merry Christmas to you. You too,
0:21.1	man. Merry Christmas to Tim Convey. Greg, happy holidays, buddy. Merry Christmas. Great to see you.
0:26.0	You too, buddy. How's it going? Doing well. In all honesty, we were recording this a little bit
0:32.4	before Christmas because of... It's two days early, but... It is July right now. It is July. Yeah. It is flag day. Yeah. That's what's important to us. What do you got, what do you got a plan for Christmas, Sean? Man, I think it's going to be low-key in my end. I think we're going to go the Uncle Bob and Cherry route on Chesterfield. I'll hang with them.
0:55.0	And then you and I are wheels up the next day. So usually I'll go home. Yeah, we're going to
0:59.8	be in Kansas City. Yeah. Which, yeah, that's keeping me grounded here. We've spent a lot of, like,
1:04.7	days after Christmas going to somewhere. You guys, 26th is big for you boxing day. I believe
1:10.4	they call it. Yeah, Canada. Yeah, driving somewhere you. Boxing Day, I believe they call it.
1:10.9	Yeah, Canada.
1:11.6	Yeah, driving somewhere.
1:13.3	I remember one Christmas, I think it was Cleveland.
1:16.5	Cleveland, we had to leave, I think we had to leave Christmas night.
1:19.8	Yeah, we did.
1:20.6	In Cleveland.
1:21.2	We stayed on a hotel somewhere.
1:23.1	You're right.
1:23.5	And I remember, like, brought some Christmas cookies and then just ate a whole tin full of Christmas cookies.
1:31.4	Yeah, I think last year was when, I think we were we in Michigan last year and we got to the hotel.
1:38.2	That was Thanksgiving.
1:39.2	Oh, that was Thanksgiving.
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