4.8 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2020
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Chicken noodles. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, make it better. |
| 0:03.0 | Soy sauce and spring onions. |
| 0:04.8 | Uh, no, better. |
| 0:05.8 | Fresh ginger. |
| 0:06.6 | Better. |
| 0:07.3 | A big heap of sriracha sauce, even though I don't actually. |
| 0:10.1 | Wow, big heap. No, better. |
| 0:11.6 | Hot, shishwam pepper. |
| 0:13.0 | You can't even say that, but, uh, |
| 0:14.3 | Top with a quail egg, saved in a miniboss. |
| 0:16.6 | You didn't even know what that means. |
| 0:17.7 | I do. |
| 0:18.2 | How about with an ice-cold Pepsi Max? |
| 0:21.0 | Ah! |
| 0:23.0 | Maximum taste. No sugar. Oh yeah. |
| 0:25.5 | That is better. |
| 0:26.8 | Pepsi Max. |
| 0:27.8 | Bestie for more. |
| 0:30.6 | Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet. |
| 0:35.3 | A podcast featuring real reviews written by people |
| 0:39.6 | who just need the world to know what they think. |
| 0:43.5 | Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast. |
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