Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written

by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello and welcome. I thought we were gonna talk at the same time. I just love you

have it. I kept looking into your eyes and then you would look away from me.

Yeah. Yeah you don't want to purchase me. Because I'm dreading this episode. Why?

Because it was so difficult. I'm sorry. I had a hard time. It was difficult but

that is what makes it fun right everybody. Can't you tell by how enthusiastic I am?

Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by

people who just need the oh now I'm just doing the intro. I thought I was like I'm

so good at that. Because we haven't done that intro like our intro thing in a

while. Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. Where we read the worst reviews in the

most dramatic fashion I'm Christine. And I'm Alex welcome. And that's Bernie.

Way at the beginning. This week the theme was Tesco's in Dublin, Ireland. That's

right. I think this was difficult also. Yelp is not as popular in other places as

it is in the United States. That makes sense. We're learning. I found it out.

I found it out. It's only our second international episode. I will say I have

learned that people are equally as weird and complain about equally as strange

things in other countries. So at least we've got that pattern going for us.

Okay. Yeah. So crazy exists elsewhere. Crazy exists all over the planet. That's good to know.

I also had a challenge. That's right. And it was to find reviews of acting classes where

people named dropped famous actors or something. Yeah. It was you looking

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