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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

67: Reviews of Disney Parks

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Sure, we're probably the last people on the planet who should be hosting a podcast episode about Disney, but we still had a blast reading terrible reviews of their 'cloyingly ahistorical' parks. We do our best not to overanalyze the people who go out of their way to write today's reviews, mainly because we ourselves don't seem to know the difference between a large candle and a Disney villain. So throw on your Easter best, return any and all hamsters, and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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0:00.0

And now we go live to Tyrrell's farm!

0:03.2

Down here in Heidefitscher, the folks are busy bringing in a bumper crop of local spuds.

0:08.8

And of course, when you have the finest potatoes,

0:11.4

only the tastiest ingredients will do.

0:13.7

That's where the tasting team come in.

0:15.6

The cheerly coming through!

0:16.8

All this ensures their crisps taste de-radi-licious.

0:22.1

In fact, the Tyrrell's team have done such a spiffing job.

0:25.7

People across the land are calling their crisps terribly, terribly tasty.

0:30.5

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0:59.0

Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet.

1:04.0

A podcast featuring real reviews written by people

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