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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#66: Merry Christmas

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2013

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Merry Christmas...give someone a goat

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and Merry Christmas. This is Alonzo Bowden with episode 66 of my podcast.

0:22.0

Who's paying attention?

0:23.1

That's right.

0:24.4

We've made it to Christmas.

0:25.9

We're going to wrap it up.

0:28.7

And there's going to be some good stuff this week.

0:31.9

This can't be all bitching and moaning and whining.

0:34.0

So we'll get that part out of the way quick.

0:37.2

First off, I do want to apologize apologize I got a story wrong well the story

0:41.4

was wrong and and I reported it is true remember I talked about that waitress in

0:46.1

New Jersey who got the I can't tip for living your lifestyle tip well it turns

0:51.9

out she was lying okay Dana Morales claimed that a family didn't tip her, that they wrote on the receipt,

0:59.0

we can't tip you because of your lifestyle.

1:02.0

She lied.

1:03.0

Don't really know why she lied.

1:05.0

Just created a hoax.

1:06.0

Apparently she has a history of doing this.

1:09.0

Dishonable discharge from the Marines, Marines, blah, blah, blah.

1:12.9

But she did get a tip.

1:14.7

The family did not slam her for being homosexual.

1:20.4

And I reported the article, well, me and a bunch of other people, we were fooled.

1:25.7

Sorry about that.

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