#67: Nothing Changes if Nothing Changes
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2014
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
2- It's cold outside. Back to you Jim
3- You'll fly where we say when we say now pay your fees
4- Bridgegate is not a gate
5- News that's not news
6- Saturday Night Live hires black woman Texas hires Black coach old white man is angry
7- Finally, I can drive while black
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, coming to you with a new episode of Who's Paying Attention. |
| 0:20.8 | This is episode 67. Welcome to 2014. |
| 0:25.1 | A new year full of new hope. |
| 0:27.7 | Well, not too sure about that, but we'll get to that soon enough. |
| 0:31.7 | As far as New Year's resolutions go, if my New Year's resolution is to get fat, |
| 0:36.6 | then I'm doing a pretty good job. |
| 0:39.1 | Can't help it. |
| 0:39.8 | Junk food. |
| 0:40.7 | The holiday eating binge continues. |
| 0:43.7 | I don't know. |
| 0:44.3 | I'll get it together. |
| 0:45.2 | But listen, this is not about me, so don't even worry about that. |
| 0:49.9 | Right now, I am fortunately, for me, coming to you live from Bermuda. |
| 0:56.0 | I have escaped the nationwide polar vortex. |
| 0:59.0 | That's right. |
| 1:00.0 | They gave it a name. |
| 1:02.0 | They love giving weather a name. |
| 1:04.0 | I was in New York, January 2nd through 5th, when Winter Storm Hercules was coming. And Hercules had a name and was going to |
| 1:13.7 | destroy New York City. Well, in Manhattan, it was basically a snowstorm. There were about |
| 1:19.8 | five inches, maybe six inches of snow. In the outlying suburbs, there was more. That was on Friday. |
| 1:30.3 | By Sunday, the temperature had warmed up to the 40s and it rained washing most of the snow away so somehow people survived |
| 1:35.3 | but it's been cold the Northeast the Midwest just bitter cold for a week and they had to come up |
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