#65: We Need Jesus
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2013
⏱️ 15 minutes
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Summary
2- I almost gave up on evil until we hit a new low
3- Ted Cruz liked Mandela on Facebook
4- Stuart Varney tired of Pope and this whole help the poor thing
5- I finally agree with the right, Jesus, get back here
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this Alonzo Bowden, welcome to episode 65 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention? |
| 0:21.3 | Now, some of you are regular listeners, and I appreciate it, and you may have noticed there wasn't a podcast last week. |
| 0:28.0 | Well, that's because Thanksgiving, I spent the weekend going to Jakarta. |
| 0:32.6 | Yeah, I was in Indonesia. |
| 0:34.7 | There was a huge wedding. |
| 0:37.1 | The entertainment was Peebo Bryson, Lisa Stansfield, and Incognito, and they hired me to host |
| 0:43.8 | and try to get the crowd going and into it. |
| 0:47.6 | I do jazz cruises. |
| 0:49.6 | That's where the owner of the Jakarta Jazz Festival first saw me and he invited me to do this. |
| 0:55.8 | It was great. It was an interesting experience. One thing, big surprise, I bumped into like a bike |
| 1:01.7 | hangout at a mall in Jakarta. Yeah, middle of Jakarta. Amidst three million scooters were a bunch |
| 1:09.7 | of Harleys and Ducati. |
| 1:11.8 | So that was kind of cool. |
| 1:14.0 | And the wedding was just unbelievable. |
| 1:15.3 | Check my Facebook page. |
| 1:16.1 | I have some pictures. |
| 1:16.8 | Let me tell you something. |
| 1:20.8 | If you have a million dollars to throw a party, it's a hell of a party. |
| 1:23.2 | This is what I learned about Jakarta. |
| 1:29.7 | Don't try to go without a blank page in your passport because they will not let you on the plane nor in the country now here's the upside of that lesson if you ever need a passport really fast |
| 1:35.9 | go to the federal building the day before a holiday i went on wednesday before thanksgiving |
| 1:41.8 | they had me in and out of their passported in 90 minutes |
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