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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0	You see, you see, your stupid minds.
0:05.0	Stupid, stupid.
0:06.0	Man, you are one pathetic loser.
0:11.0	Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
0:13.0	See, that's the things that are coming out of your mouth, child.
0:16.0	Babbling, insanity, delusions.
0:20.0	Dr. Steve, I hope you better at prostate screenings than you are at radio screenings,
0:25.9	the son of a bitch.
0:26.9	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of weird medicine on Sirius XM103,
0:32.8	and made popular by two really comedy shows, Opie and Anthony and Ron and Bez,
0:36.9	you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.
0:40.8	Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?
0:48.9	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus. I've got Tobolivide stripping from my nose. I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,
0:57.4	exacerbating my imfetable woes. I want to take my brain out and blast with the wave, an ultrasonic,
1:03.5	ecographic and a pulsating shave. I want a magic pill. All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane.
1:10.7	And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
1:16.0	I want a requiem for my disease.
1:18.8	So I'm paging Dr. Steve.
1:20.8	Dr. Steve.
1:22.4	It's weird medicine, the first and still only uncensored medical show in the history broadcast radio, now a podcast. I'm Dr. Steve with my little pal, Dr. Scott, the traditional Chinese medicine provider. Give me streetcred with a wacko alternative medicine assholes. Hello, Dr. Scott. Hey, Doc Steve. This is a show for people who never listen to a medical show on the radio or the internet. If you've got a question, you're embarrassed to take to your regular medical provider.
1:46.6	If you can't find an answer anywhere else, give us a call 347-7-66-4-33.
1:52.4	That's 347.
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