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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0	What I've dedicated my life to is revenge.
0:04.7	A brand new drama based on the bestselling novel.
0:07.5	They think they're better than us.
0:08.5	Who do you think you are?
0:09.8	I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong.
0:11.5	She's punishing me.
0:13.0	You destroyed my family.
0:14.3	I will not rest until I've destroyed yours.
0:17.0	A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9.
0:21.9	Dr. Steve, I hope you're better at prostate screenings than you are at radio screenings, the son of a bitch.
0:28.5	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of Weird Medicine on Sirius XM103, and made popular by two really comedy shows, Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fess, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of,
0:41.3	you know, a clown.
0:42.5	Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?
0:49.4	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:52.2	I've got Tobolivis stripping from my nose. I've got the leprosy of the heartbells
0:57.0	Exacerating my incredible woes. I want to take my brain out and plastic with the wave an ultrasonic, ecographic and a pulsating shave. I want a magic pill.
1:06.0	All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane. And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
1:15.9	I want a requiem for my disease.
1:18.9	So I'm aging Dr. Steve.
1:20.9	Dr. Steve.
1:22.0	Yo, di-io.
1:23.3	Take a careful.
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