656 - Thyroid Storms to Tailpipe Checks
Weird Medicine: The Podcast
Dr. Steve & Studio71
4.9 • 759 Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Man, you are one pathetic loser. |
| 0:05.0 | I am too smart. I am to smart. |
| 0:09.0 | You get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir! |
| 0:14.0 | I love to mastiffing. I love a mastiffy |
| 0:17.0 | I hope you better at prostate screenings than you are at radio screenings, the son of a bitch. |
| 0:22.7 | If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of weird medicine on Sirius XM103, |
| 0:28.6 | and made popular by two really comedy shows, Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez, |
| 0:32.6 | you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown. |
| 0:36.6 | Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to? |
| 0:43.5 | I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus. |
| 0:46.3 | I've got subalibes stripping from my nose. |
| 0:48.9 | I've got the leprosy of the heartbound, |
| 0:51.6 | exacerbating my incredible woes. |
| 0:53.9 | I want to take my brain now, |
| 0:56.0 | blast with the wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic and a pulsating shave. |
| 0:59.0 | I want a magic pill. |
| 1:01.0 | All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane. |
| 1:05.0 | And if I don't get it now in the tablet, |
| 1:07.0 | I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane. |
| 1:10.0 | I want a requiem for my disease. So I'm |
| 1:13.4 | aging Dr. Steve. It's weird medicine, the first and still on you, uncensored medical show |
| 1:21.4 | in the history of broadcast radio, but now a podcast. Dr. Steve is my little pal, Dr. Scott, |
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