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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

656 - Thyroid Storms to Tailpipe Checks

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9759 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

This week on Weird Medicine, Scott and Steve dive deep into the mailbag to answer the burning (literally) questions from our YouTube "Fluid Family." We’re breaking down the science behind the suck, including: The Shingles Aftermath: Why post-herpetic neuralgia is the gift that keeps on giving, and how to manage the nerve-shredding pain. Thyroid Turbulence: We de-mystify the TSH test and talk about what happens when your internal thermostat goes into overdrive (Hyperthyroidism). The PSA Debate: Does the Prostate-Specific Antigen test actually help with a diagnosis, or is it just making us all more anxious? The Great Colon Quest: When should you actually start "the probe"? We discuss the updated guidelines for colon cancer screening so you don't miss your window. Don’t forget: Head over to youtube.com/@weirdmedicine, hit that subscribe button, and ring the bell so you never miss a chance to ask us something weird. Please visit: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠STUFF.DOCTORSTEVE.COM⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (for dabblegames at cost and more!) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠simplyherbals.net/cbd-sinus-rinse⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (the best he's ever made. Seriously.) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/weirdmedicine⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠x.com/weirdmedicine⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fightthedabbler.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (help Karl and Shuli win their LOLsuit) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@weirdmedicine ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠(click JOIN and ACCEPT GIFTED MEMBERSHIPS. Join the "Fluid Family" for live recordings!) CHECK OUT THE ROADIE COACH stringed instrument trainer! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠roadie.doctorsteve.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (the greatest gift for a guitarist or bassist! The robotic tuner!) see it here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠stuff.doctorsteve.com/#roadie⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ GET YOUR TROY SMITH ARTWORK FROM "WET BRAIN: THE GAME OF TROLLS AND LOSERS!" get it here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ dabblegames.myshopify.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (a most-fun party game!) each shipment comes with some awful tchotchke! Also don't forget: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cameo.com/weirdmedicine⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Book your old pal right now because he's cheap! "FLUID!") Most importantly! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CHECK US OUT ON PATREON! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ALL NEW CONTENT! Robert Kelly, Mark Normand, Jim Norton, Gregg Hughes, Anthony Cumia, Joe DeRosa, Pete Davidson, Geno Bisconte, Cassie Black ("Safe Slut"). Stuff you will never hear on the main show ;-) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Man, you are one pathetic loser.

0:05.0

I am too smart. I am to smart.

0:09.0

You get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir!

0:14.0

I love to mastiffing. I love a mastiffy

0:17.0

I hope you better at prostate screenings than you are at radio screenings, the son of a bitch.

0:22.7

If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of weird medicine on Sirius XM103,

0:28.6

and made popular by two really comedy shows, Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez,

0:32.6

you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.

0:36.6

Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?

0:43.5

I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.

0:46.3

I've got subalibes stripping from my nose.

0:48.9

I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,

0:51.6

exacerbating my incredible woes.

0:53.9

I want to take my brain now,

0:56.0

blast with the wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic and a pulsating shave.

0:59.0

I want a magic pill.

1:01.0

All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane.

1:05.0

And if I don't get it now in the tablet,

1:07.0

I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.

1:10.0

I want a requiem for my disease. So I'm

1:13.4

aging Dr. Steve. It's weird medicine, the first and still on you, uncensored medical show

1:21.4

in the history of broadcast radio, but now a podcast. Dr. Steve is my little pal, Dr. Scott,

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