654 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

WHERE ARE THE BODIES!?! On this week's episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss which superheroes they think are the best in bed, Valley girls and Florida trash, the most attractive celebrities, the Margaritaville retirement community, Tom's run of shows in the South, and Christina's mammogram. They watch videos of a Cool Guy discussing Instagram models, Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood's strange message about the Ukraine, and revisit Tom's hostage hypothetical.

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0:00.0	Denver, what's up? I'm adding a second show at Ball Arena July 24th. Tickets go on
0:11.1	pre-sale this Wednesday at 10 a.m. local time with the code word Tommy T.O. M.M.
0:16.6	Why? Go to topstagram.com slash tour for tickets. Thank you. The funniest ones
0:21.7	that Erigat was when I did comedy Central presents, they didn't give me notes, they gave me
0:25.6	the like the legal, what's it called? Like a, there's a department. Yeah, yeah, they have to
0:31.3	clear your chances. Yes. Your joke about how Indian people smell. It's like, this is not
0:42.2	permissible. The Puerto Rican stabbing is fine.
2:12.2	She's a little vocal fighter.
2:30.7	She's a vocal fighter.
2:52.1	Welcome back to your long house.
3:10.5	Touch my camera through the frisky bag.
3:14.7	That's a new one for us.
3:19.2	Yeah.
3:20.2	Cool.
3:21.2	Welcome back to your mom's house.
3:25.8	We're back in studio.
3:27.1	Back in St. A.O.G. and we got these wind catchers.
3:30.2	Dream catchers.
3:31.2	What are these?
3:32.2	Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop,
3:37.0	when I was doing...
3:38.0	It's for your peas.
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