655 - Brian Simpson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2022

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tom is learning toilet Italian, a rock climber has a bathroom accident, Christina shares a really cool story about peeing at the DMV, and some Victoria's Secret models are starting a drag queen super group. Then, standup comedian Brian Simpson (The Standups, Netflix) returns to join the main mommies to discuss the Will and Jada Smith backlash, attempted cancelings, and we show Brian some cool clips! Brian always has the best advice and he gives some to mommies who wrote in with questions about family relationships, late in life dating and bathroom policies. With that we discuss the late Kevin Samuels and Millionaire Matchmaker Pattie Stanger, we get an update on Tom "losing the bet" to his mom Charo, and take a look at a few Horrible or Hilarious clips. We look at a very upsetting batch of Christina's TikToks and Detroit Urban Survival videos.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Who are these people in the wall?
0:01.3	Oh.
0:02.1	These are.
0:03.0	So glad you asked.
0:04.5	No, but he's asked them.
0:06.0	These, uh, no one asked them?
0:07.7	No.
0:08.6	You're the first.
0:09.4	These are all like people we've highlighted over the years.
0:12.6	Like cool guys.
0:13.6	Oh, that's a sweaty old man.
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:15.8	Yeah.
0:16.4	Yeah.
0:18.6	You know, people over the years have asked me, Christina, is it true
0:22.1	that you really, do you really sleep on a SOTVA mattress?
0:24.7	The answer is yes.
0:25.7	I do.
0:26.5	I love this company.
0:28.1	Um, SOTVA mattress, S-A-A-T-V-A, that's name in the company.
0:33.1	The highest quality for the most reasonable price because they don't have all the ridiculous
0:37.4	overhead that these shops do that you see like on the street.
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