653 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2022

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week's episode of Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss cologne, stinky foods, alpha vs. beta males, and more! They take a look at another "special girl," a dude that wants to show Donald Trump a good time, another video from the gag couple, a cool guy dating coach, and a round of Christina's TikTok curations. Also, a Mommy used Joe's "Good Morning Julia" lines to score a date on Tinder, and a new YMH staffer challenges Chad for his title of "Smartest Person at Studio Jeans."

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0:00.0	I was you were sitting in the chair and I went up to you and I was trying to make kiss ease with you
0:05.3	What are you is Yana it might be
0:08.8	inaccurate and no no right now. No taking myself there. I remember
0:20.2	Unreal
0:22.2	Unreal. I love you shithead
0:40.5	You're my son I'm your mom
0:44.4	You're my son
0:46.4	I'm your mom asked and will you ask asked and will you you get your mom?
0:54.4	Yes, I would
0:56.4	You're my son
0:58.4	I'm your mom. It's just like the gaze
1:01.3	It's just like just just just just just just just like the gaze. I
1:05.7	Left it her and she looked at me
1:11.3	It's just like the gaze
1:13.3	What's going on? It calls me mom. You know what I mean?
1:18.3	The boat consenting her dolls
1:21.3	Ask and will you ask ask ask and will you
1:25.3	I let that her and she look at me and you're my son
1:30.3	I'm your mom. It's just like the gaze
1:33.3	It's just like just just just just just like the gaze
1:36.3	Ask and will you ask ask ask and will you you it's just like the gaze
1:46.3	Yeah, yeah, it's just like the gaze
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