653 - Human Touch

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Dr Steve and Dr Scott discuss: 1. Scott literally wrote this in the show notes: "Something about dabblecom, was napping" 2. Is there a difference between medical school today and in the past? 3. Virus talk 4. TCM and Ayurvedic 5. How sensitive is the human touch 6. Alzheimer's and beta amyloid, cancer protection, all kinds of sh!t Please visit: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠STUFF.DOCTORSTEVE.COM⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (for dabblegames at cost and more!) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠simplyherbals.net/cbd-sinus-rinse⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (the best he's ever made. Seriously.) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/weirdmedicine⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠x.com/weirdmedicine⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fightthedabbler.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (help Karl and Shuli win their LOLsuit) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@weirdmedicine ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠(click JOIN and ACCEPT GIFTED MEMBERSHIPS. Join the "Fluid Family" for live recordings!) CHECK OUT THE ROADIE COACH stringed instrument trainer! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠roadie.doctorsteve.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (the greatest gift for a guitarist or bassist! The robotic tuner!) see it here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠stuff.doctorsteve.com/#roadie⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ GET YOUR TROY SMITH ARTWORK FROM "WET BRAIN: THE GAME OF TROLLS AND LOSERS!" get it here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ dabblegames.myshopify.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (a most-fun party game!) each shipment comes with some awful tchotchke! Also don't forget: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cameo.com/weirdmedicine⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Book your old pal right now because he's cheap! "FLUID!") Most importantly! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CHECK US OUT ON PATREON! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ALL NEW CONTENT! Robert Kelly, Mark Normand, Jim Norton, Gregg Hughes, Anthony Cumia, Joe DeRosa, Pete Davidson, Geno Bisconte, Cassie Black ("Safe Slut"). Stuff you will never hear on the main show ;-) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Man, you are one pathetic loser.
0:05.8	Blah, blah, blah, blah.
0:07.0	See, that's the things that are coming out of your mouth, child.
0:10.9	Babbling, insanity, delusions.
0:14.7	You see?
0:15.5	You see?
0:16.4	Your stupid minds.
0:18.0	Stupid.
0:18.8	Stupid.
0:19.6	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve,
0:21.9	host of Weird Medicine on Sirius XM103,
0:25.5	and made popular by two really comedy shows,
0:28.2	Opie and Anthony and Ron and Pez,
0:29.5	you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.
0:33.5	Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?
0:40.4	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:43.1	I've got Tobolivide stripping from my nose.
0:45.8	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound, exacerbating my impetable woes.
0:51.1	I want to take my brain out and blasted with the wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating
0:56.1	shave, I want a magic pill
0:57.5	for my ailments, the health equivalent
1:00.0	to citizen cane, and if I
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