652 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2022

⏱️ 92 minutes

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JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the stupidest holiday: 4/20, as well as amusement park fatalities, Gwyneth Paltrow’s and other celebrity diets, and Biden’s newly appointed government official who is also a pup play enthusiast. Also, there’s a new jukebox in Studio Jeans and Tom’s not happy about how it’s being used. They watch videos of a Cool Guy who is “not Jewish,” and update from Unk Shine, a dude defending the R word, and some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips.

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0:00.0	Will you love me if I lose all my hair? I'm bald.
0:02.8	Um, I'll wear wigs. I would never just go bald.
0:06.5	I think that's very, very, um, big of you to ask that question. Yeah.
0:14.2	Because the answer is no.
0:21.7	Well, I think part of you knew that I need to be fucked a lot, man.
0:26.3	There you go. There you go. That's our guy.
0:28.1	Can you move in your commulvin? You want to move in when you're building?
0:31.0	I'm a hot, I go, I go, I'm a hot white trash, come dump. Let's fuck.
0:34.5	Yeah. Like, gosh, how many things can you squeeze into one sentence?
0:39.0	It's a lot. I mean, think about it. I am a hot white trash, come dump. Let's fuck. I mean,
0:44.4	it's a, it's quite, but I think that he's going to a lot. Yeah. It's, uh, he likes to,
0:51.1	he likes what he likes. Yeah. He likes what he likes. That's what they say.
0:54.7	Yeah. I'm so taken with him. I think about him a lot. Yeah.
1:00.3	Oh, get off. That was on YouTube.
1:07.5	That's when he had a, he decided to post on YouTube for, yeah.
1:11.2	I think they were like hour long videos with like code titles, like 2165,
1:18.2	H, H, one, four, seven, you're like, okay. He's laying on his couch. It's like a 27-year-old
1:26.3	camera. You're like, is this, can I see this? Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to come. He's just, he's,
1:33.7	so great. He's so frenzied. He's so frenzied with his horniness, which I think is so unique in
1:39.8	the Cool Guys Club because, um, you don't get that level of frantic, horny energy. Yeah.
1:46.6	You get subdued horny. Yeah. Julia got all the, all the crowd. I'm like, he's supporting her.
1:52.4	Frenzied hornyness is at a control. He's an even unkshine. It's still a little
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