652 - The Spectrum of Phlegm

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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0:00.0	Scorn and defiance, slight regard, contempt, and anything that might not misbecome the mighty sender,
0:12.0	doth he prize you, huh?
0:14.0	Blah, blah, blah, blah.
0:16.0	See, that's the things that are coming out of your mouth, child.
0:20.0	Babbling, insanity, delusions.
0:23.4	You get nothing.
0:25.6	You lose.
0:27.1	Good day, sir.
0:28.7	Dr. Steve, I hope you better at prostate screenings than you are at radio screenings.
0:34.4	The son of a bitch.
0:35.1	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve,
0:41.0	host of Weird Medicine on Sirius XM103,
0:43.4	and made popular by two really comedy shows,
0:45.0	Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez,
0:48.7	you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown. Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to!
0:55.7	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:58.5	I've got Tobolivide stripping from my nose.
1:01.1	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,
1:03.8	exacerbating my incredible woes.
1:06.5	I want to take my brain out,
1:08.2	plaster with the wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating
1:11.5	shave.
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