651 - Vabbing: Y'all are Gross AF

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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0:00.0	blah blah blah blah blah
0:03.1	see that's the things that are coming out of your mouth child babbling insanity delusions
0:10.5	man you are one pathetic loser
0:14.9	dr steve i hope you better at prostate screenings than you are at radio screenings, the son of a bitch.
0:21.8	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of weird medicine on Sirius XM103, and made popular by two really comedy shows,
0:30.4	Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.
0:35.4	Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?
0:42.6	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:45.3	I've got Zabonabov stripping from my nose.
0:48.0	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,
0:50.7	exacerbating my impetable woes.
0:53.3	I want to take my brain out and blast plastic with the wave, an ultrasonic,
0:57.0	ecographic and a pulsating shave.
0:59.0	I want a magic pill.
1:00.0	All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane.
1:04.0	And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
1:09.0	I want a requiem for my disease.
1:12.1	So I'm paging Dr. Steve.
1:14.1	Dr. Steve.
1:15.9	No need to take a careful.
1:17.8	It's weird medicine, the first and still only on a censored medical show
1:21.8	and the history of broadcast radio.
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