It's time for episode 652 of the clockwise podcast from Relay, recorded Wednesday, April 15th, 2026.

Clockwise, four people, that won't leave you as drowsy as all those antihistamines are taking.

I am one of your hosts.

My name is Micah Sargent, and I am joined across this vast and ever-changing internet by my good pal. My dear friend, it is. Dan, the man. Morin. How you doing, Dan? Oh, no, you took the drowsy kind. No, I, yeah. If I were, you know, we'll tell our editor here, insert that like idyllic morning classical music.

Do do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

Yeah, we always we wake up to clockwise.

Perhaps there are some who would celebrate that and others who would rather wait for us to come later in the day.

In any case. I mostly followed that.

Let's move along to thank our wonderful guests for joining us this morning.

First and foremost, I've got podcaster, fiber artist, and so much more.

It is the wonderful Aline Sims.

Hello, Aline.

Good morning, sunshine.

Good morning.

The Earth says hello.

And two mile left this week.

Second and also foremost, we have the host of Android faithful.

Jason Howell.

Welcome back, Jason.

Oh, I'm so sorry. God, it's awful. It's awful. I'll do my best. I'll do my best. Allergies. What do you even do about

them? Waka. Waka. I don't even know. Okay, folks. This is, of course, the time where we talk about our four

topics in just 30 minutes.

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