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0:00.0	Greetings adult children of adult children. The following podcast is not real. It's simply
0:09.4	grown men sitting around a budget conscious microphone. But it is part of the trachea spider
0:14.9	to rather the ear wolf network. And somehow against all reason it continues to be sponsored
0:20.2	by Cards Against Humanity. If you send your care package to Cards Against Humanity,
0:25.7	917 North Elston, Chicago, Illinois, 60642, care of Arnie Neacamp, a million-minute
0:32.2	tour town of Hogspace, land of Foon. The tireless friends at Cards Against Humanity will drive
0:37.4	your package over to the Burger King and shove it through the dimensional portal for Arnie
0:42.0	Chountain Usador to enjoy.
0:55.7	Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon. I'm your host
1:10.6	Arnie Neacamp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, this was going on. A year
1:16.0	and a few months back I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical
1:21.0	magical land of Foon. Luckily I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through
1:26.8	the dimensional Rift. And I use that to upload a podcast. I record every week here in the
1:31.8	tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, in the town of Hogspace, in the land of Foon. And I'm
1:36.9	joined as always by my cohosts. My cohosts that are always going to be my cohosts that
1:41.6	are always going to be here and aren't going to die. My cohosts chunt the talking badger.
1:45.9	Hello. Hey, chunt. How you doing, buddy? You're looking a little, I'm feeling a little sick.
1:51.7	Yeah. I stuck a stick where my arm used to be. And I said I had a fair, I got a fair
1:57.8	well to my arm. Oh, so chunt last week your arm just fell off. Well, it either fell off or you
2:06.1	ripped it off when I asked you to scratch my, my shoulder. No, I was barely touching it. No,
2:10.6	no, no, no. So I guess your curse that is going to take your life is heightened into its final
2:18.6	stages. I think it's working pretty fast. So I think I'm going to go ahead and put out into the
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