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0:00.0	Good and Dog social media sucklings, the following podcast is not real, but it is really part
0:10.2	of the kidney macaul, though it rather the ear wolf network.
0:13.9	And it's also sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
0:16.7	Have something to send to Arnie Chant or Usador, box it up and send it to Cards Against Humanity,
0:22.7	7-917 North Elston, Chicago, Illinois, 60642.
0:27.4	Care of, Arnie kneecap, Vermilion Minotaur, Town of Hogsface, Land of Foom.
0:33.1	And Cards Against Humanity will shove it through the dimensional portal.
0:36.6	Now suspend your disbelief up to the very highest shelf where you keep the really upsetting
0:41.2	porn and enjoy the show.
0:52.7	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:07.2	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foom.
1:09.5	I'm your host Arnie kneecamp.
1:11.0	If you've never listened to the podcast before, shame on you.
1:14.6	I forgive you.
1:15.6	This is all that you need to know.
1:16.9	A bit over a year ago I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago
1:22.2	into the fantastical magical land of Foom.
1:25.4	Luckily I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal from that Burger King through the dimensional
1:29.8	portal that I fell through.
1:31.3	And I use that to upload a podcast.
1:32.8	I record every week here in my favorite tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, in the Town of
1:38.3	Hogsface, in the land of Foom.
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