629 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2021

⏱️ 100 minutes

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0:00.0	Happy anniversary. Happy badness, my friend. Yeah, it's a 26. I don't even know. I don't literally. I have no idea how much you have in 91
0:07.9	And then I was 13
0:11.0	I don't know the math babe. Oh, how long have we been together?
0:14.6	Anniversary's married. Don't know. Don't care. Shut the front
0:21.4	Are you thinking a nice thought?
0:24.0	What are you thinking?
0:26.0	Share the thought.
0:30.8	Now it's turned down.
0:36.2	Aw, she would have shared.
0:40.3	You know, we'll talk about it on Mike like show.
0:45.2	We are on the show. Oh, we started. Yeah, what I was gonna say is that you often
0:50.4	then will sit by yourself laughing smiling and then we're talking or talking to yourself a lot. And by the way last night
0:58.2	I didn't even bust your nuts, but you were in the shower and you were fully having a conversation with yourself. You were like
1:05.6	And I didn't I didn't stop you. I just stood there and I watched you watched me have a conversation
1:12.8	Well, it's not your shower and the kids were you know getting put down to bed. Yeah, and I just didn't the mirror
1:18.7	I was like at the sink and I can see you and I was like, I'm not even mentioning it right like I'm so used to it
1:26.5	But I do wish you would share the fun with me because I do see you laughing a lot in your own head and then I
1:33.6	I mean, what's the point of being married if I can't have some of that? I tell you sometimes I
1:38.8	Tell you sometimes
1:41.7	I do
1:42.8	Well, just right now I could tell you were thinking a good thought about me and then you didn't share it chose not to I like your jumper
1:49.8	Thank you, and I was thinking that too because your friend from Australia called it a jumper. Yeah, yeah, who was her name?
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