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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

630 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2021

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

YMH Live 7 is TOMORROW! Don't miss it! Get your tickets here: https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ SPONSORS: - Pack your bags for the trip of a lifetime in The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, streaming only on Peacock. Go to https://PeacockTV.com to sign up. - Go to https://ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to https://saatva.com/theshit for $200 off your order - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://brooklinen.com and use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://JoinFightCamp.com/HOUSE to get an additional pair of gloves for free all November - Go to https://Talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code YMH. - Take advantage of SimpliSafe’s early Black Friday deals and get 50% off your new home security system by visiting https://SIMPLISAFE.com/yourmom. This week, Christina P and #GloveComic Tom Segura start off with a jam from the past "Greezy" by Ghost Kru and get remember how cool Chuck Woolery was/is! We see an MMA fighter give a post fight interview loaded with YMH references, the mommies share what they did for their anniversary, and Tom reveals he really wants to get into some specific drugs. We test if Christina still has an aversion to vomit, we discuss all the variables that make a good road trip, and how only family knows how to make you crazy. Tom shares stories about Charo and Top Dog, Christina shares some stories about her cool dad, and we find someone at a city council who is as concerned about #BonelessChickenWings as Christina! We then hear an INCREDIBLE Fart Simpson prank call with a Charo sound board! We watch Chris Larson's November post and learn a cool car tip and get reminded that Thanksgiving is coming up! Tom and Christina watched the new M. Night Shyamalan movie "Aged" and are pretty surprised he gave himself such a big role. We talk about actors that don't age at all like Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Paul Rudd. We take a look at Leonardo DiCaprio's cool dating habits, how legitimately cool Jack Nicholson is, Steve Harvey's memo to his staff, and Christina's latest batch of TikToks!

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's here YMH live 7 if you haven't got your tickets yet get them now live stream dot YMH studios dot com

0:07.8

We have special guest Joe Rogan unkshine who I spent time with some wild surprises and some heavy stuff. It's perfect for Thanksgiving

0:15.8

I propose a we as a city remove the name boneless wings from our menus and from our hearts

0:21.0

Yeah, cuz you are I mean this was a big revelation

0:23.6

This was three weeks of my brain that was like wait a minute boneless chicken wing

0:28.4

I'm very literal. Yeah, the language of it implies at one time there were bones in this meat another aren't

0:35.0

He's right

0:37.0

It's true. Welcome welcome to your mom's house

0:44.9

Oh, I'm Sean Polary. I don't like taking pills

1:05.7

But I have found something that works Australian

1:35.7

Oh, yeah, that's fucking deep

2:05.7

That song we used to listen to that in the car. Yeah, I like that part. We go they greasy, but they know

2:11.9

Uh-huh, that's a ghost crew. They made a bunch back in the day. I think they were Portland based

2:19.0

Yeah, they made like five just

2:23.0

Bangers for back then their old songs now, but

2:26.6

I'm sure so for those of you who don't who weren't with us at that era

2:30.8

Chuck willery did an ad for Australian dream

2:34.0

Which was a skin cream. Yeah, and he goes it done burn it in greasy. Yeah, and you're like wait

2:40.0

And we were just fixated on it

2:42.4

Like why is he saying greasy right and then eventually

2:46.6

Like this is when you know

2:49.8

We would put Twitter on the case on everything we'd like hey guys tweet Chuck will

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