628 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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YMH Live 7 is happening November 18! Get your tickets here: https://livestream.ymhstudios.com Tom just added a whole bunch of new stand up dates! Get your tickets at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Go to https://HelloTushy.com/YOURMOM to get 10% off plus free shipping! - Visit https://expressvpn.com/YOURMOM and you can get an extra three months of ExpressVPN FREE. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free! - Go to https://MackWeldon.com/MOM and use promo code MOM for 20% off! Pull those jeans all the way up! Tom Segura and Christina P. joke around a lot about recreational substances, but they are legitimately considering dabbling in angel dust! Tom reveals a Pazsitzky Effect he just discovered, Nadav unsuccessfully googles the meaning of airport codes, learn about Demon pronouns, and talk about the statement Dave Chappelle released. We do a round of Horrible or Hilarious involving scooters and cars! We revisit the great debate of The Tongue TikTok Guy and if it's him making all the sounds, and hear the fans weigh in! We get a Garth update, and take a look at Vincent Gallo's merch store. Will Tom and Christina purchase his overnight services? We watch a video of a cool guy eating fermented meat, get an update on Kevin's egg salad sandwich, and look at your YMH themed pumpkins! And, of course, Christina's TikTok curations!

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0:00.0	Vincent, if you're watching this, huge fans, you feel, I mean, I don't know if we can afford $50,000 just to fly you out.
0:07.0	To be a guest?
0:08.0	I'd like that.
0:09.0	Well, do you want it to be...
0:10.0	I mean...
0:11.0	...overnight guests?
0:12.0	I don't know.
0:14.0	I mean, he's pretty clear about that.
0:17.0	I mean, would you be interested?
0:19.0	In watching?
0:20.0	Yeah.
0:21.0	He doesn't mention the three-way.
0:51.0	I want to put a big kicky on your inner thigh there and make it nice and red.
0:58.0	Oh, it's normal size. It's not that big.
1:03.0	It's not that big.
1:06.0	That big.
1:08.0	That big.
1:09.0	The one thing that I'm going to tell you is that the first time it's going to be quick with me,
1:14.0	because it's been a long time.
1:16.0	It's been a long time.
1:20.0	Okay, you come.
1:22.0	You come.
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